I don’t know what I ate but it’s causing my stomach to twist up in knots! My tummy is full of gas, and I really have to go to the bathroom but my man’s in there and he won’t let me in. I know he can hear all my farts exploding right outside the door, but I think he might be just as sick as I am. I’ve never been filled with this much rancid gas in my life I just hope I can hold it all in until I can get my turn in the bathroom! I’m flooding the room with my putrid ass stink and it’s so gross, I can barely stand the stench! Each nasty fart that slides out smells worse than the one before, and that’s when I know there’s no way I can hold it in much longer!